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Why is Steve Perry’s neck as wide as his head?

And the tank top dude…what ya looking at?

I am thinking Mr. five finger there in front is flashing some kind of gang sign to his fellow perm brothers.

Aside from all that, lets absorb this ad in all its two-page spread glory: this a Journey Video Game. Which had to have been all kinds of lame awesome.

“You’re the only player who can help Journey make it to their scarab escape vehicle. Only you can outsmart the promoters, avoid the photographers and fight off the love-crazed groupies. IF YOU CAN HANDLE IT!”

Bwhaaa haaaaa.

Oh 80’s Journey.

Don’t stop believing.