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Bumper Sticker; I think less of you when you wear Ed Hardy. No I really really do. MUCH LESS.

Every time I mention Ed Hardy I get awesome feedback. Remember the Ed Hardy car?  Well, The Association is always working hard to fix all things wrong with the world. Starting with ED HARDY deep v-neck shirts with rhinestones and glitter made for MEN. But maybe these guys JUST DON’T KNOW how gay bad they [...]

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Animated Marcy. No. But like REALLY animated.

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  Check us out. Deb, Suz and I are gangsta tough Disney princesses…is there such a thing? Yesterday I hung out at Disneyland enjoying all the new Halloween goodness. And I was able to hang with some of my besties in the blogging world including Debbie, Suz, Linda, Liz, Lisa and many others. Halloween is [...]

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SkyWatch Friday

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Yorba Linda Country Club, California   The funny thing about Southern California is while it is usually 90 degrees on Christmas it can very easily be cloudy and a cool 65 degrees on the first day of Summer vacation. Newscasters around here like to call it ‘June Gloom’. But it never stops my kids from [...]

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AdTalk: Bowling makes me HAPPY

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“Instead of bowling, Janie decided to entertain the on-lookers with her Irish Jig across the lanes.”   Perhaps inspired by Alice, I have made plans to go BOWLING on a date night with my husband and another couple. I have never really officially bowled before. Oh I have put on the shoes, ordered a beer [...]

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The classics. As I see it.

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Okay the suspense is killing me. Can anyone please tell me WHAT the top secret Christmas-tree shaped project is??? What could it be? One of Marie’s dolls? How about plans for another creepy brother-sister talk show come back? Maybe it is the book of Mormon as told by Father Osmond. Oh someone tell me!

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AlbumTalk: Blame it on Cuba.

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In an attempt to distance themselves from their Uncle Castro back in Cuba, the sisters added the ‘De-‘ to their last name when they came to America. The helmet hair and bushy eyebrow trend can only be considered  passive revenge for the whole Bay of Pigs thing. We retaliated with The Jonas Brothers. – - [...]

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SkyWatch Friday

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  Orange County, California It was game 3 of the Little League playoff championship and we came prepared to show our spirit. While our Tucker warmed up for the big game, Jack was put in charge of decorating the stands.  And this big brother is just as invested in this baseball team as Tucker. He [...]

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My good fortune. Or not.

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I am one of those stupid people who actually open up their mass produced fortune cookie after Chinese food with the hope that it will contain actual wisdom passed down to me from Buddha himself. In my HEAD I know they are just made up stupidness printed at a factory in San Francisco, but part [...]

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AlbumTalk: When fame gives you a big head. And hat.

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  Even though Elna had added the blue ribbon, Rigmor knew it was her old ‘Hot-Dog-on-a-Stick’ hat. And no matter how hard she sat and prayed it was still there when she opened her eyes. “How would anyone take their music seriously with a hat like that?” she thought. Something had to be done about [...]

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