Finally a**holes like Jon Gosselin can decorate their cars with the stupid designs of Ed Hardy.
Ed Hardy steering wheel covers, car trash cans and yes…air fresheners found at my local car wash.
This reminds me. When I was a kid of about 10 or 11 my dad worked as the National Sales Manager of Jordache Jeans. Yes, the ones with cool butt designs and the motto ‘you got the look I want to know better’…every little girls dream jeans at the time. And happily I was the fit sample size, so I had every single thing made by Jordache. For a few years my WHOLE wardrobe was Jordache (and Sasson also their brand) After a few years he brought home other stuff with the Jordache logo on it. Folders, make up kits and finally a PHONE. Yes a phone with the giant horse head logo on it. It was so embarrassing weird I didn’t even use it in my room. I remember my dad saying “they are selling the licensing rights to anyone and everyone now. Won’t belong before the brand is done.” After that? They expanded to umbrellas,shoes and DIAPERS. Yes, DIAPERS.
Finally it was clear the brand was toast.
Oh Jordache…
Oh Sasson….
Oh how I loved you.
But all things must come to an end.
Hear that. Ed Hardy?
Time to give up.
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