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AdTalk: Special outfits for special people

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Well looky here- it’s an ad for a Fishin Suit.

Not to be confused with a FISH-ING suit, which is a totally different thing.

Cuz this-a-here is a genuine FISHIN suit, which is more casual and fun and includes solid metal O rings. It’s available in a rainbow of colors for both men and women all the way up to Uncle Bobs size a 4XL.

So next time you are gonna go hit the water to catch y’all some supper,

Remember to dress for dinner and wears you a FISHIN SUIT!

MarcyNote: Can you see the pain in that poor girls eyes? She was so excited to get her first modeling job. And then they told her to pull on the poplin jumpsuit and she wanted to run. But rent was due. So she zipped up her two way zipper and smiled.

 

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{AdTalk} I blame this ad for America’s weight problem. Okay not really. But I do blame it for the over use of Mascara in the 70s.

It has been a while since we have heard from the genius advertising creatives Bob & Mike. You might recall them from this ad or this one. Let’s listen in to this brainstorm conversation for their new client, The Sugar Council from 1971….. Bob: This damn diet craze is killing us Mike! Mike: I know, [...]

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Being your wife is a mild form of torture. Basically.

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The copy says…“Making beds, getting meals, acting as family chauffeur — having to do the same dull, tiresome work day after day — is a mild form of torture. These boring yet necessary tasks can bring on nervous tension, fatigue and what is now known as "housewife headache."’ Actually I don’t think it is boredom [...]

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Facebook/Twitter Profile Pics: their meaning and more

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Along with this new world of social media, comes new unspoken rules and understandings. One of the most significant aspects of all social sites (Twitter, Facebook, Linked in etc) is the Profile Picture. Not to make you stress over it more than you already do, but CHOOSE carefully. That pic tells the internet a lot [...]

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AdTalk: And it smells like BABY POWDER. Just sayin.

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It needs to be said. I don’t want to be the one to say it, but it has to be done. It can no longer be avoided; That has to be the most phallic bottle of innocence ever created. And- um, hello creepy. Lollipop, hiked up little girl dress? Oh yeah- nothing wrong with this [...]

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Rasta Doodle

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Cleaning out the kids backpack is always like Christmas. If for Christmas you are used to getting gifts of stinky gym clothes, molding half eaten sandwiches and notes from teachers sent weeks earlier. But sometimes, every now and then- Jack’s backpack yields little jewels of comedy. I give you exhibit A. Buffalo Solider and Bob [...]

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Wonder if they make a contraception sock too.

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SkyMall never ever fails to entertain me. Remember this from years ago? Well, lookie-here…Now you can by shoes with SPERM as their logo. Oh least you think this is some kind of cultural accident (like the shirts made in Japan that try to say American phrases like “Let’s Rock and Roll Baby!” and instead their [...]

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The official guide to Facebook profile pics.

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Along with this new world of social media, comes new unspoken rules and understandings. One of the most significant aspects of all social sites (Twitter, Facebook, Linked in etc) is the Profile Picture. Not to make you stress over it more than you already do, but CHOOSE carefully. That pic tells the internet a lot [...]

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How to be a blogging success. Sorta.

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  Success. It is a tricky word. And as in most professions it is a moving target. Blogging is no exception…. When I began to blog I remember thinking “if I can get 100 readers a day I will be able to relax and I will feel like I am a success”. I even wrote [...]

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AdTalk: The lament of the morning after…

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  “Damn. Now I lost my favorite earring AND my virginity.”   Visit entire AdTalk Series HERE  

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And you thought having “Juicy” on your behind was bad design…

Let’s say you invent a product that requires you to film people’s bottoms. Wouldn’t you try to find cute, small, perky bottoms to show? Apparently the makers of ‘Winkers"’ didn’t feel the same….   This goes into The Association’s file of “This is so bad it HAS to be fake, but it isn’t” WOW. Wink, [...]

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