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After 15 years and having made pork chops 900 times, and having him compliment her on dinner every single time…he announced one night he didn’t like HER pork chops.

Um, her pork chops are kinda AWESOME.

So you know, she did what she had to do.

Wasted. And proud.

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This will forever be known to me as the wasted summer. No vacation. No break. Very few pool days. Not one single beach day. I did so little with my boys it is shameful. So what did I do? I worked. I travelled. I hustled to hold it all together. Oh and them? Well they [...]

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Oh Pinterest- don’t let us down.

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AdTalk: Special outfits for special people

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Well looky here- it’s an ad for a Fishin Suit. Not to be confused with a FISH-ING suit, which is a totally different thing. Cuz this-a-here is a genuine FISHIN suit, which is more casual and fun and includes solid metal O rings. It’s available in a rainbow of colors for both men and women [...]

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{AdTalk} I blame this ad for America’s weight problem. Okay not really. But I do blame it for the over use of Mascara in the 70s.

It has been a while since we have heard from the genius advertising creatives Bob & Mike. You might recall them from this ad or this one. Let’s listen in to this brainstorm conversation for their new client, The Sugar Council from 1971….. Bob: This damn diet craze is killing us Mike! Mike: I know, [...]

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Being your wife is a mild form of torture. Basically.

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The copy says…“Making beds, getting meals, acting as family chauffeur — having to do the same dull, tiresome work day after day — is a mild form of torture. These boring yet necessary tasks can bring on nervous tension, fatigue and what is now known as "housewife headache."’ Actually I don’t think it is boredom [...]

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Facebook/Twitter Profile Pics: their meaning and more

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Along with this new world of social media, comes new unspoken rules and understandings. One of the most significant aspects of all social sites (Twitter, Facebook, Linked in etc) is the Profile Picture. Not to make you stress over it more than you already do, but CHOOSE carefully. That pic tells the internet a lot [...]

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AdTalk: And it smells like BABY POWDER. Just sayin.

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It needs to be said. I don’t want to be the one to say it, but it has to be done. It can no longer be avoided; That has to be the most phallic bottle of innocence ever created. And- um, hello creepy. Lollipop, hiked up little girl dress? Oh yeah- nothing wrong with this [...]

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Rasta Doodle

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Cleaning out the kids backpack is always like Christmas. If for Christmas you are used to getting gifts of stinky gym clothes, molding half eaten sandwiches and notes from teachers sent weeks earlier. But sometimes, every now and then- Jack’s backpack yields little jewels of comedy. I give you exhibit A. Buffalo Solider and Bob [...]

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