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The classics. As I see it.

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Okay the suspense is killing me.

Can anyone please tell me WHAT the top secret Christmas-tree shaped project is??? What could it be?

One of Marie’s dolls? How about plans for another creepy brother-sister talk show come back?

Maybe it is the book of Mormon as told by Father Osmond.

Oh someone tell me!

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My good fortune. Or not.

I am one of those stupid people who actually open up their mass produced fortune cookie after Chinese food with the hope that it will contain actual wisdom passed down to me from Buddha himself. In my HEAD I know they are just made up stupidness printed at a factory in San Francisco, but part [...]

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His off season…

You may recall I saw Santa recently at a car show, and last week I ran into him in Newport.
I wasn’t sure at first it was him, but the front of his shirt said ‘North Pole’ and the back?
Well, as you can see…I am certain it was HIM.

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The cat isn’t even black.

So I was thinking now that I have become a minister, I might want to start becoming other stuff too. You know just for a killer business card.
Marcy Massura
Wife, Mother, Blogger, Minister and Mystic Master Witch.
 
I am particularly attracted to the part in the ad which promises “Freedom From Worry”. I wonder if all [...]

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My Crabby Fun

Yesterday we had another great time meeting friends at Joes Crab Shack in Newport Beach. (Remember our first visit?) That is my friend Dan showing off this King Crab leg to the table, with the killer Newport Bay view behind. I love this place because your food comes in a bucket, they have endless paper [...]

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“The Bible lasts a long time”

Apparently it was “I got JEW Babe” originally.
Happy Sunday Association readers.
Now go read your bible and “find out where music is coming from”.

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If My Little Ponies took over the world. It could happen.

See I only have boys. So I never had to experience the hell joy of having a toy box full of pastel colored miniature equine. So in my empathy for that experience- I give you this video. Fav part? VERY end. “Giddy-Up”

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See you at Glamour Girls!

 
 I have taken my fair share of family portraits in my photography career. And I have always worked hard to make sure they look natural and comfortable. Well, as natural and comfortable as you can look standing 2 inches from your family and smiling. But recenlty I was sent a link (by several of you [...]

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I think I will call mine ‘Bitchy Blogger’.

Yup. You are reading the photo correctly. This is a ‘dippin sauce’ (which I really have no idea what the heck that is…) and the name is Drunkin Priest. Okay so is this suppossed to be FUNNY?  I can just see the ya-hoos sitting in their kitchen:
Beavis: ‘Dude remember that time when Rob got his [...]

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Mr. Literal strikes again….

 

"Hey Honey! I just thought of the next big thing! HAND SOAP. Only they will actually be HANDS…. Get it?"
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Whoa. This is off the creep-o-meter scale for me. Especially since I expect them to come out with a HAND towel any day now. And I hear a FOOT board is in the works.
What? You think [...]

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New things happening at Disneyland!

 

 Ugh. Before you roll your eyes and say ‘She’s doing another post on Disneyland?’….hear me out. I have lots of new Disneyland information; cool new things, some changes and great deals.
We started our press day off at the fun Big Thunder Ranch Restaurant. What never heard of it? Its new. You will know the location…its [...]

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"Its A Small World"….new and improved?

Disneyland freaks fans like me are often torn between wanting the park to evolve and also wanting it to stay exactly as we remember from our first magical visit as a young child. Most of us are in general agreement that a full blown revolt might occur if the holy popular Tea-cups, Casey Jr. [...]

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Making the most of your lunch break….

 
What do the Disneyland employees do to relax during their lunch break?
They ride the tea-cups of course!!
I thought this Disneyland ride operator, all alone on the teacups, was charming. Just because you work at Disneyland does not mean you are a regular there. I knew a girl in high school who had never had the [...]

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Everybody do the dinosaur….

Jenny of Brain Bunnies recently did some work for a story in Brougton Quarterly (wonderful travel mag) about the great iconic dinosaur in the California desert. This is her photo that I stole from her site. So while walking around Disney’s California Adventure (DCA) this weekend I took a shot of its knock-off. All of [...]

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The way Walt would like it.

We went to Disneyland yesterday in the reckless way Annual Passholders tend to do. Last minute and in the light rain. And on visits like these when we are less obsessed with getting on every ride we are more into just walking the park and seeing what we come across. And yesterday we stopped to [...]

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Charm is the name, winning is my game.

There was a time in my life where I was given the nickname ‘Charm’ by a group of friends. Friends I went to Vegas with every weekend occasionally… see they had a theory that I was their ‘Lucky Charm’ since it seemed I increased their winning odds when I was hanging around drinking their free [...]

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She is talking about Disney…AGAIN.

When Disney’s PR department says they had a little video clip they thought my readers would like- I was afraid it was going to tell us to have your own rocket size Christmas Tree or perhaps how to time your own fireworks holiday show to music. But as usual, I was wrong. This little video [...]

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Disney loves me.

I knew Disney loved bloggers, I just didn’t know how much! Watch for about 10 seconds before giving up….
 

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Its a blogger’s world after all…

Returned to Disneyland today (I swear I will get back to reality soon) and thanks to Disney Marketing people who value bloggers, I was able to walk on ‘Its a Small World’ with a Fast Pass. And they don’t even have Fast Pass for that ride. (Even the cast member who took the ticket was [...]

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You had me at hello…Perfectly Disney.

    
As most of you know by now, I am somewhat of a Disneyland freak. (remember this? Or the Disney Virgins?) Not to the point that I would wear my Tinker Bell shirt to a job interview…but pretty much a life long fan. Which is actually hard to maintain after growing up in Orange [...]

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Friday Foto Fun

 
Disneyland embraces Dia de los Muertos (Day of the Dead). A ‘lively’ celebration of Mexico in which the deceased ancestors are remembered. Often thru the use of comical and animated skeltons. I love this holiday, and it is celebrated November 1st and 2nd. So get ready…it is coming! I tried to get my kids [...]

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I am blaming Miley Cyrus.

So when I got the e-mail from our friends asking ‘hey you wanna go to D-land for a few hours on Sunday?’ and I replied ‘Sure!’…do you think I realized the park opened at 6:30 AM? Apparently some girl named Miley Cyrus was having a birthday party there that night-so they were closing the [...]

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Okay, I admit it. My kid is NOT perfect….

Let me be the first to say.
My kid is not perfect.
 Nope. He is not.
 Sure you have all heard me talk about Jack’s stand up comedy, his panache for film making and his ever growing witty scientificly obsessed mind. Why just last night he sent off an email to a local college to see if he [...]

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They came, they rode….and they left.

Well, folks they came, they saw and they left. The Disney Virgins landed and CONQUERED all things Disney in 3 days. They arrived in their much used and loved minivan with their solar phone chargers and wheat bread (They are SO Northern Calif). The first night we begged and pleaded for the little ones to [...]

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3 Days at Disney: the final numbers

I have just spent three days doing nothing but Disneyland with my very very good friends from Northern California for the past 3 days. Here is a breakdown:

I have seen 5 parades
I saw 1 firework show
I drank 7 diet cokes (at $3.75 each)
I ate 1 frozen banana and loved every bite.
I ate 1 veggie burger, [...]

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SO happy to be here…

Ever have to tell kids who are already hot (it was 100 degrees) that Grizzly Rapids (ride at California Adventure) broke while they were waiting in line? They were less than thrilled- but decided to wait it out until it got fixed…happily-that wasn’t long. But from the looks on their faces- the waiting was killing [...]

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Newsflash: Disney-Free Children Vist the OC!

It is hard to believe in this day in age that any of these actually exists in the state of California- but it is true. I have found children (three of them!) who have never, ever- EVER been to Disneyland! No I didn’t search the streets to find them- they are the children of my [...]

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