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Every time I mention Ed Hardy I get awesome feedback.

Remember the Ed Hardy car

Well, The Association is always working hard to fix all things wrong with the world.

Starting with ED HARDY deep v-neck shirts with rhinestones and glitter made for MEN.

But maybe these guys JUST DON’T KNOW how gay bad they look.

Maybe no one told them?

Apparently a reader/friend (Hey Roxanne!) agreed and thought I should design a bumper sticker to inform them.

Bumper Sticker; I think less of you when you wear Ed Hardy. No I really really do. MUCH LESS.

 

And I have solved other pressing problems in the world like bra straps and butt cracks with this business card.

At this rate I should be on Ellen/Oprah/Dr.Phil pretty soon.

(I love them in that order)

I am agaist freely showing your bra straps, butt cracks and fat rolls. Take note.

Click here to read…

Clearly these are big issues to Association readers.

The business card post? Is my all-time most popular post.

Gets hundreds and hundreds of hits everyday.

Maybe I should actually print these and sell them?

 

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* Photo note: Not my car. My car is clean, waxed and perfect at all times.

AdTalk: Bowling makes me HAPPY

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“Instead of bowling, Janie decided to entertain the on-lookers with her Irish Jig across the lanes.”   Perhaps inspired by Alice, I have made plans to go BOWLING on a date night with my husband and another couple. I have never really officially bowled before. Oh I have put on the shoes, ordered a beer [...]

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The classics. As I see it.

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Okay the suspense is killing me. Can anyone please tell me WHAT the top secret Christmas-tree shaped project is??? What could it be? One of Marie’s dolls? How about plans for another creepy brother-sister talk show come back? Maybe it is the book of Mormon as told by Father Osmond. Oh someone tell me!

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AlbumTalk: Blame it on Cuba.

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In an attempt to distance themselves from their Uncle Castro back in Cuba, the sisters added the ‘De-‘ to their last name when they came to America. The helmet hair and bushy eyebrow trend can only be considered  passive revenge for the whole Bay of Pigs thing. We retaliated with The Jonas Brothers. – - [...]

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My good fortune. Or not.

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I am one of those stupid people who actually open up their mass produced fortune cookie after Chinese food with the hope that it will contain actual wisdom passed down to me from Buddha himself. In my HEAD I know they are just made up stupidness printed at a factory in San Francisco, but part [...]

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His off season…

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You may recall I saw Santa recently at a car show, and last week I ran into him in Newport. I wasn’t sure at first it was him, but the front of his shirt said ‘North Pole’ and the back? Well, as you can see…I am certain it was HIM.

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The cat isn’t even black.

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So I was thinking now that I have become a minister, I might want to start becoming other stuff too. You know just for a killer business card. Marcy Massura Wife, Mother, Blogger, Minister and Mystic Master Witch.   I am particularly attracted to the part in the ad which promises “Freedom From Worry”. I [...]

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My Crabby Fun

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Yesterday we had another great time meeting friends at Joes Crab Shack in Newport Beach. (Remember our first visit?) That is my friend Dan showing off this King Crab leg to the table, with the killer Newport Bay view behind. I love this place because your food comes in a bucket, they have endless paper [...]

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AdTalk: What a waste

      Such a shame since he seemed so perfect when he asked her out. Tall, dark and handsome-plus a great VP position in the Marketing department. But now, half way through the evening- all she could think about was getting her hands on a Diet Coke. Next time she will know to ask [...]

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