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In an attempt to distance themselves from their Uncle Castro back in Cuba, the sisters added the ‘De-‘ to their last name when they came to America.

The helmet hair and bushy eyebrow trend can only be considered  passive revenge for the whole Bay of Pigs thing.

We retaliated with The Jonas Brothers.

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AlbumTalk: When fame gives you a big head. And hat.

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  Even though Elna had added the blue ribbon, Rigmor knew it was her old ‘Hot-Dog-on-a-Stick’ hat. And no matter how hard she sat and prayed it was still there when she opened her eyes. “How would anyone take their music seriously with a hat like that?” she thought. Something had to be done about [...]

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AlbumTalk: Get your shoes off my pillows

The title WAS going to be:  "Songs for divorced balding older man who is trying very hard to act hip to impress severely younger blonde women that they bring back to their furniture-less bachelor pad to listen to some cool tunes and lay around on Romper Room colored pillows so they can be stared at [...]

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AlbumTalk: The Christ Messengers

. Apparently you must pile the hair on your head as high as possible to receive Christ’s message.Let the Lord lift you up people. Lift, curl and hold…(A special thank you to Association member. MomZombie for this Album cover. If you have a sec. Check out her blog. She is hardly zombie-like at all.)

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AlbumTalk: Maddy Genets and Son

Before Chris Farley got his big break on SNL he played accordion with his parents. When he wasn’t available Meatloaf would fill in.

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AlbumTalk: Dance Party in High Fidelity

The dynamic duo Mike & Bob were hired for an album cover. And the creative meeting went a little something like this…. Mike: So Bob what are you thinking about for that Dance Party album cover? A shot of a dance in a gym? Or maybe a basement shot with some teenagers dancing? Bob: I’m [...]

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Swedish Dance Band #11: The Moonlighters*

As they ‘moonlighted’ by night as a killer dance band with a strange addiction to paisley polyester, they had REAL jobs by day; Karl-Ingvar: Karl was an actor on the wildly popular Swedish Soap Opera "Manen med två första namnen"  (The man with two first names). Some say he was the inspiration for the romantic [...]

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AlbumTalk: Orange ya glad I didn’t say banana?

That frisky Jacklynn, just one thought of scurvy put her in the mood. The mood for oranges in bed, that is. And she could hardly wait to eat one- right after she finished her ‘pilates-phone’ workout.

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Would love your advice….

I have been posting a lot lately. Like an insane amount actually….and I started thinking about how this happened. First of all you should know that I always have lots and lots of posts in my head. If I could sit here for 14 8 hours a day just writing funny AdTalk or AlbumTalk posts [...]

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